Sequester PT

Jenn: Sweet. No PT tomorrow. Why do you think they cancelled it.

DJ: Budget cuts.

Touche.

Hurricane Convos

DJ: I really wanted to see the White House.

Chris: We'll see if we can squeeze into a tour on Wednesday.

DJ: Maybe people cancelled their plans because of the storm.

Linda: We can tell them my son's a veteran... a disabled veteran! Two sons are veterans! And two daughters are active duty. And another son who is a cancer survivor!

Jenn: Someone build us a new house!!!!

Font Nazi

Classmate: I really like that font. I think it goes really well with the story.

Internal dialogue: Are you freaking serious?

Different classmate: Yeah, I was just going to say that. I like the font, it's fancy enough, but not too much like a script.

Internal dialogue: Can we please move on from this critique. I hate that font. With a passion. Maybe I should say something like, 'No one should ever use Papyrus ever again.'

Me: I think if you want to use that font, then you should use it just for the quote, and not the attribution, because it all looks like a giant block.

Internal dialogue: Just use as little of that dumb font as possible. Please!

Different classmate: I beg to differ, I really think the font works.

Internal dialogue: AHHHH!!!!!

I’m pretty sure I just walked outside naked.

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— DJ