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Aug 4, 2012
@ 9:36 am
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Home with the Lebrons, Vol 3? I think.

Jenn: Are you hungry?

DJ: Are you?

Jenn: Yeah.

DJ: what do you want? Ramen? Sandwich?

Jenn: Yeah. Like yesterday. It's like Panera. Soup and sandwich.

DJ: But cheaper.


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Jul 22, 2012
@ 7:14 pm
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If I was a cannibal, I’d want to eat you because I massage you all the time. You’d be like Kobe beef

— Husband to wife, hahahhahaa


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Jul 22, 2012
@ 4:23 am
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Lebron. (Taken with Instagram)

Lebron. (Taken with Instagram)


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Jul 21, 2012
@ 7:41 pm
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Home with the Lebrons, Vol. 2

DJ: Do you want me to roll out my sleeping bag to lay on?

Jenn: Does it smell like Afghanistan, or is it clean?

DJ: I don't know.

Jenn: Then no.

DJ: What you don't like the way I smellml?

Jenn: No, I don't like the way Afghan dust smells.

#armywife


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Jul 21, 2012
@ 7:24 pm
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Home with the Lebrons, Vol. 1

DJ: Jenn, come here. Look.

Jenn: What?

DJ: Come here, it's a deer.

Jenn: Okay. I've already seen a beaver.

DJ: come here, now.

*Walk over*

Jenn: Oh a deer! I thought you said beaver.

*Deer looks at us. Runs away.*

*DJ and Jenn look at each other*

Jenn: That was cool.

DJ: Awesome.


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Jul 21, 2012
@ 4:25 pm
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No bed, no couches, no tables (Taken with Instagram)

No bed, no couches, no tables (Taken with Instagram)


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Jul 21, 2012
@ 4:23 pm
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Home for now (Taken with Instagram)

Home for now (Taken with Instagram)


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Jul 18, 2012
@ 7:13 pm
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Molly's Monologues, Vol. 1

Evans: So today, I woke up and looked at my watch and it read, "00:43." I. Freaked. Out. In my mind, I thought, "43 is NOT a time!! Where am I?" And I was looking around trying to figure out where I was. Then I saw my PT sweats and remembered that i put them there, so it brought me back.


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Jul 14, 2012
@ 12:28 pm
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Ciao!! Back from Basic Training. “Easy day” as my RDC would say it. If you are thinking about joining the military, boot camp is easy. Quick to listen. Slow to speak. Follow directions. Don’t complain.

Ciao!! Back from Basic Training. “Easy day” as my RDC would say it. If you are thinking about joining the military, boot camp is easy. Quick to listen. Slow to speak. Follow directions. Don’t complain.


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May 8, 2012
@ 4:51 am
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Last Piece of Advice for Basic

DJ: What's the first thing you do if someone tries to fight you?

Jenn: Clench up so they can't extend their arms far enough to hit me?

DJ: No.

Jenn: Sparta kick them.

DJ: No. Headbutt them.

Jenn: Ugh, I don't know where to headbutt, I'd end up hurting myself.

DJ: Right here. *points at bridge of the nose. Get them right here. Because girls who will fight you, will more than likely.get all up in your face, so they'll be close.

Jenn: Hahaha, how do you know this.

DJ: After you headbutt them they will automatically clench their nose and bend forward, then what do you do?

Jenn: Knee them.

DJ: Exactly. Then you can Sparta kick them of you want. Get them on the floor, mount them, and one, two. Do you remember one, two, three?

Jenn: Yes. Jab. Cross. Hook.

DJ: Good job.

Jenn: Why would anyone want to fight me???