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Sequester PT

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:05:33 -0700

Jenn: Sweet. No PT tomorrow. Why do you think they cancelled it.
DJ: Budget cuts.

Touche.

Hurricane Convos

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 14:14:29 -0700

DJ: I really wanted to see the White House.
Chris: We'll see if we can squeeze into a tour on Wednesday.
DJ: Maybe people cancelled their plans because of the storm.
Linda: We can tell them my son's a veteran... a disabled veteran! Two sons are veterans! And two daughters are active duty. And another son who is a cancer survivor!
Jenn: Someone build us a new house!!!!

Font Nazi

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 12:05:23 -0700

Classmate: I really like that font. I think it goes really well with the story.
Internal dialogue: Are you freaking serious?
Different classmate: Yeah, I was just going to say that. I like the font, it's fancy enough, but not too much like a script.
Internal dialogue: Can we please move on from this critique. I hate that font. With a passion. Maybe I should say something like, 'No one should ever use Papyrus ever again.'
Me: I think if you want to use that font, then you should use it just for the quote, and not the attribution, because it all looks like a giant block.
Internal dialogue: Just use as little of that dumb font as possible. Please!
Different classmate: I beg to differ, I really think the font works.
Internal dialogue: AHHHH!!!!!

Taken with Instagram

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 10:58:24 -0700

Taken with Instagram

DJ rocks! I couldn’t make it home to cook dinner so he...

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 17:51:38 -0700

DJ rocks! I couldn’t make it home to cook dinner so he stuffed the can up the chicken’s butt and roasted it (Taken with Instagram)

Adorable, right??? (Taken with Instagram)

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:24:54 -0700

Adorable, right??? (Taken with Instagram)

Hello weekend (Taken with Instagram)

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 17:52:29 -0700

Hello weekend (Taken with Instagram)

"I’m pretty sure I just walked outside naked."

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:27:07 -0700

“I’m pretty sure I just walked outside naked.”

- DJ

@djlebron at the green turtle Baltimore, md (Taken with...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:36:48 -0700

@djlebron at the green turtle Baltimore, md (Taken with Instagram)

Why hello there. @David Lebron (Taken with Instagram)

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 12:56:25 -0700

Why hello there. @David Lebron (Taken with Instagram)

Home with the Lebrons, Vol 3? I think.

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 09:36:00 -0700

Jenn: Are you hungry?
DJ: Are you?
Jenn: Yeah.
DJ: what do you want? Ramen? Sandwich?
Jenn: Yeah. Like yesterday. It's like Panera. Soup and sandwich.
DJ: But cheaper.

"If I was a cannibal, I’d want to eat you because I massage you all the time. You’d be..."

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 19:14:25 -0700

“If I was a cannibal, I’d want to eat you because I massage you all the time. You’d be like Kobe beef”

- Husband to wife, hahahhahaa

Lebron. (Taken with Instagram)

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 04:23:56 -0700

Lebron. (Taken with Instagram)

Home with the Lebrons, Vol. 2

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 19:41:38 -0700

DJ: Do you want me to roll out my sleeping bag to lay on?
Jenn: Does it smell like Afghanistan, or is it clean?
DJ: I don't know.
Jenn: Then no.
DJ: What you don't like the way I smellml?
Jenn: No, I don't like the way Afghan dust smells.

#armywife

Home with the Lebrons, Vol. 1

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 19:24:32 -0700

DJ: Jenn, come here. Look.
Jenn: What?
DJ: Come here, it's a deer.
Jenn: Okay. I've already seen a beaver.
DJ: come here, now.
*Walk over*
Jenn: Oh a deer! I thought you said beaver.
*Deer looks at us. Runs away.*
*DJ and Jenn look at each other*
Jenn: That was cool.
DJ: Awesome.

No bed, no couches, no tables (Taken with Instagram)

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 16:25:36 -0700

No bed, no couches, no tables (Taken with Instagram)

Home for now (Taken with Instagram)

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 16:23:37 -0700

Home for now (Taken with Instagram)

Molly's Monologues, Vol. 1

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 19:13:44 -0700

Evans: So today, I woke up and looked at my watch and it read, "00:43." I. Freaked. Out. In my mind, I thought, "43 is NOT a time!! Where am I?" And I was looking around trying to figure out where I was. Then I saw my PT sweats and remembered that i put them there, so it brought me back.

Ciao!! Back from Basic Training. “Easy day” as my...

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 12:28:53 -0700

Ciao!! Back from Basic Training. “Easy day” as my RDC would say it. If you are thinking about joining the military, boot camp is easy. Quick to listen. Slow to speak. Follow directions. Don’t complain.

Last Piece of Advice for Basic

Tue, 08 May 2012 04:51:45 -0700

DJ: What's the first thing you do if someone tries to fight you?
Jenn: Clench up so they can't extend their arms far enough to hit me?
DJ: No.
Jenn: Sparta kick them.
DJ: No. Headbutt them.
Jenn: Ugh, I don't know where to headbutt, I'd end up hurting myself.
DJ: Right here. *points at bridge of the nose. Get them right here. Because girls who will fight you, will more than likely.get all up in your face, so they'll be close.
Jenn: Hahaha, how do you know this.
DJ: After you headbutt them they will automatically clench their nose and bend forward, then what do you do?
Jenn: Knee them.
DJ: Exactly. Then you can Sparta kick them of you want. Get them on the floor, mount them, and one, two. Do you remember one, two, three?
Jenn: Yes. Jab. Cross. Hook.
DJ: Good job.
Jenn: Why would anyone want to fight me???